One member of my retinue thought that we should offer me up to the Obamas as the First Dog, in the nation's service. He thought I should do it for my country. Everyone else, me included, thought that was a terrible idea.
It's nothing personal -- I'm a huge Obama supporter. But this is where I belong. My family needs me here.
Anyway, the guy who got the nod, Bo, seems to be doing a fine job. Also, he's a puppy, and I think that the position is best-suited to a younger man.
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